I am curious. Can someone please explain to me why I am
wide-awake at you’re-kidding-me a.m. Saturday when I could sleep in, and yet
when that weekday alarm rears its ugly head I can barely lift my hand to smack
the snooze alarm? Am I the only one who is baffled by this phenomenon?
A few days before First Born's wedding I took some time
off to be involved in the preparation. Since the wedding was during Memorial
Day weekend I also had the advantage of relaxing on Monday, sort of. All in
all, I was away from my normal work schedule for 5-1/2 days.
Here’s what I don’t get. During that time I could not sleep
past 5:30. It wasn’t just because, as Mother of the Bride, my head was swimming
with last minute details. It didn’t have to do with packing up to go home the
day after the nuptials, or even the fact that Spouse volunteered us to help
with the water station at a local race on Memorial Day (an annual tradition
that he couldn’t say no to, even when I gave him The Look). I was consistently
up long before it was necessary, showered and sipping coffee before anyone else
had even moved.
After all was said and done and married, it was back to the
normal routine. Tuesday morning came along and my alarm clock was playing
sweet, soothing music at 5:28 a.m. (we will discuss the oddity of the time in another post). Honestly, It didn’t matter how sweet the
music was, or that I had no problem waking up even earlier than this ridiculous
hour for the last several days. Something internal knew it was a workday and my
brain and body were having none of it. I hit the snooze three times before I
even tried to pry open my eyes. It was going to be a long four-day workweek.
How does this happen? Does the universe send out different
signals on the days you can sleep in, so that you get such a good night’s sleep
you don’t need to stretch your consciousness into daylight? I don’t think so –
I was up since 4 in the morning the day before the wedding. I was desperately
in need of a nap by the time we got to the rehearsal at 3 p.m.
Of course, we do have to take into consideration the magical
powers of the sofa, which can somehow lull me to sleep no matter how intriguing
a 2008 episode of NCIS may be. Not that I fall under its spell often, but
Spouse does, his head bobbing up and down in rhythm with his snoring (we won’t
discuss the drool). I try to just hit the sack once my head starts to bob (mostly because I don't want social media to be gifted with a picture of me drooling).
I envy people like Spouse who can sleep through anything.
Anywhere. Anytime. Usually I let him snooze away on Saturdays because I do
actually enjoy a little time to myself when I don’t have to march to the beat
of a schedule. If we ever have summer here in Maine, I’ll be sitting in the
back yard with my coffee, reading the newspaper from three weeks prior.

Second Born is fine with not waking up until 10 a.m., and on
a rare occasion, later... though due to an early work schedule this summer, her body is now convinced 9 a.m. is late, much to her annoyance. She does have the going-to-bed-early thing down pat at the moment, due to her work schedule... and it also may have to do with how boring her parents are
after 7 p.m.
Maybe I’ll try not eating after 6 or not playing card games
late at night, and see if that helps me to sleep in.
Or maybe I’ll just take my pillow and move to the living
room sofa and soak in its magical snoozing powers.
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